Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

hang pink

When a woman pees without sitting down on the seat.

In a mall bathroom:
Sophie: eww, this seat looks germy
Lauren: Just hover & hang pink

hang pink by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 11, 2015

enamorata 

The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.

John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!

enamorata by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2014

magnet 

Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")

MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!

magnet by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2014

wife vac 

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

wife vac by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

radio model 

A person, usually female, whose voice is hot & sexy, but who's fat &/or ugly physically -- i.e. they'd make a great sexy model on the radio only.

Buddy: So I got this wrong number last week -- she sounded HOT! So I talked her into meeting me for drinks. Turns out she weighed about 400 pounds!

Friend: sounds like a radio model!

Buddy: I fucked her anyway!

Friends: Youda man!

radio model by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 5, 2014

fag repellant 

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.

What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!

fag repellant by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013

yuting

Verb, clicking around various suggested videos on youtube. Rhymes with muting.

Whenever I get bored of facebook, I switch out & spend a couple hours yuting through some kitten videos

yuting by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 20, 2013