DOTS

medical slang/jocularity for "Dead on the Spot", corresponds to DOA

Doctor rushes into Emergency, "I heard there was a big bus crash - can I help?"
Nurse: "Only if you brought a mop, there were nothing but DOTS."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2008

Newfie Flush

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush

Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 07, 2009

RAF

rancid as fuck -- used in reference to a stinky bathroom or gym bag

Don't go in there, it's RAF
Puta gas mask on before getting my gym socks out, they're R.A.F.!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 11, 2018

drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.

Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 07, 2022

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 16, 2016

flopple

like topple, but not as rigid.

A building can topple over. I'm so tired, I'm just going to flopple into that bed there.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 24, 2018