to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2008
Whenever I get bored of facebook, I switch out & spend a couple hours yuting through some kitten videos
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 20, 2013
Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 09, 2017
Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2019
a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn't showered in 3 periods, or hasn't changed her tampon/pad in as long
Q: Johnny, what's the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? Is it not being tall enough to reach crap at the grocery store?
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 26, 2011
Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.
Play on words for bukakke.
Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 09, 2009
a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)
Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)
Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.
Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)
Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 09, 2007