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capisci

Also written kapeesh and capeesh, the interjection "Capisci?" means "Understood?" in Italian. The final I is either weak or dropped, more so in the Southern Italian dialects, such as Neapolitan.
You touch my cake, you're DEAD, capisci?
by cutesy pastel living doll August 18, 2013
mugGet the capiscimug.

emoji

Emoji (from Japanese 絵文字, read えもじ) are tiny pictures you can put as a character in text. Their appearance differs slightly between platforms.

The concept and the word both date back to early Japanese mobile phones; “emoji” means “pictogram” in Japanese. Emoji spread worldwide when the iPhone implemented the emoji keyboard, made possible by the Unicode Consortium’s efforts to combine all the world’s text encodings into one.

The word “emoji” is made of two components, 絵 (e) and 文字 (moji), meaning “picture” and “letter” respectively. Therefore, any claims that tie the word to “emoticon” are etymologically wrong.

Emoji are also not to be confused with emotes, which appear on platforms like Twitch or Discord, and do not have Unicode code points; for example, 😂 and 🍆 are emoji, while PogChamp and OmegaLUL are not.
“I’m so bored. Let’s play connect four
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
⚪⚪⚪🔵⚪⚪⚪
Use red”

Android phones have USB-3 ports, headphone jacks, expandable storage, non-store apps, and Google Maps. iPhones can make your face an emoji.”
mugGet the emojimug.

yer da sells Avon

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018
mugGet the yer da sells Avonmug.

autogynephilia

Autogynephilia is a made-up “mental illness” made by Ray Blanchard and Kurt Freund in the 1980s. It is the idea that transgender women are just super fucking gay men. This idea is quickly discarded when you realize that 1) transgender men exist, and 2) many transgender women are into other women.

Autogynephilia is commonly believed by transphobes such as Republicans, Bible-thumpers, TERFs, and Internet trolls.
I'm not going to come out to my stepmother until she dies, because she believes in autogynephilia.
by cutesy pastel living doll September 15, 2018
mugGet the autogynephiliamug.

Chuunibyou

A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.

If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."

An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."

An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."
by cutesy pastel living doll August 7, 2012
mugGet the Chuunibyoumug.

kinectobomb

(verb) to walk in front of someone who is playing a game using a Kinect. This affects the score and gameplay to a great extent and is highly annoying.

Etymology: Kinect + photobomb
Dude, Leon and I were playing Dance Central 3, then my tiny brother kinectobombed us and we both failed.
by cutesy pastel living doll February 22, 2013
mugGet the kinectobombmug.

plastic guitar game

A tongue-in-cheek nickname for the video game series Guitar Hero and Rock Band, as well as other related or similar games where you use a guitar-shaped controller (“plastic guitar”), such as Clone Hero or GuitarFreaks.
“we’ve reached the pinnacle of plastic guitar game mastery” (on a video of a 5-second meme chart on Clone Hero)
by cutesy pastel living doll April 19, 2021
mugGet the plastic guitar gamemug.

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