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Messing around, especially when it comes to a job or important activity. Could also be a reference to beating a dead horse when it comes to getting a machine or important piece of equipment to work.
Steve said that Dave was jimmy jacking around so he got yelled at. Because Dave's a lazy fat nerd and nobody likes him.
Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!
Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!
by crudmonkey December 3, 2020
Get the jimmy jacking around mug.The female equivalent of jimmy jacking around. Screwing around when she's supposed to be partaking in an important task.
Amanda was janey jilling around posting pictures of cute nails and taking slutty pictures on instagram when she was supposed to be looking for a job.
by crudmonkey December 3, 2020
Get the janey jilling around mug.Bob to John: Oh look, John has his pokeyman cards hhahahhahahahahahhaha!
*John socks Bob in the jaw, knocking him over*
Bob: MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
*John socks Bob in the jaw, knocking him over*
Bob: MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
by crudmonkey February 23, 2021
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Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.
Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.
Katie from "Without a Crystal Ball" loves to talk about front hugging.
She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while
She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while
by crudmonkey March 26, 2021
Get the front hugging mug.Software that comes from China. Often cheap, full of scammy bugs, subscriptions that are stored on servers in the ghettos of nearby countries, and in some cases, spyware.
TikTok is Chinaware
by crudmonkey December 27, 2024
Get the Chinaware mug.Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.
by crudmonkey February 13, 2025
Get the college clout mug.Joe Biden said that he plans to save people 2400 dollars a year on their health prubremiums
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)
by crudmonkey March 1, 2022
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