Definitions by creedmoor

Stiffo 

A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.

"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"

Stiffo by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerfide 

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

Bonerfide by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Sneak up on one cheek 

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

Sneak up on one cheek by creedmoor November 22, 2004

Rack Focus 

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.

A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.

Rack Focus by creedmoor November 20, 2004

Heart-Shaped Ass 

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.

"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"

Heart-Shaped Ass by creedmoor October 23, 2004

Muddy Love 

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.

"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."

Muddy Love by creedmoor October 15, 2004

Doody Bomb 

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.

"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."

Doody Bomb by creedmoor October 13, 2004