49 definitions by creedmoor

Hitler Moustache

Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.

"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"

by creedmoor June 2, 2006

red eye

1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. Your asshole.

1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye."
3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 15, 2006

Pinners

A poor-man's version of alley baseball usually played with two people. One player bounces a ball on the ground and against a wall. It is up to the other player to catch the ball. If he catches it, the pitcher is out. Runs are determined by how far the ball flies without it being caught.

"After camp today do you want to go behing the supermarket and play pinners?"

by creedmoor October 14, 2004

In and Out Burger

Ultra-conservative, all-American fast food chain. Check out the bottom rim of a soft drink cups at In and Out and you'll find a Bible chapter and verse to consult. The employees are shiny, happy, Stepford-like robots. Eating here is like tithing. It has reached the point in Bush's America where you can't even eat a burger without getting a sermon.

"Jesus H. Christ, I never realized that In and Out Burgers was run by Christian fundamentalists. Thou Shalt Eat In & Out!!!"

by creedmoor May 25, 2006

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 12, 2004

Tashlinesque

A work of art that has a cartoonish quality to it. Named after animator-turned-live-action director Frank Tashlin. Tashlin helped define the on-screen personas of Porky Pig, Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and Jayne Mansfield.

"Did you see 'Loone Tunes Back in Action'? It was great and so Tashlinesque.

by creedmoor October 11, 2004