Definitions by creedmoor

Staff Car

When you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. Ouila -- You've got a staff car! The next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. Guaranteed laffs for the entire family!

"You see, officer it was a joke. We turned our Yugo into a staff car. Get it?"

Staff Car by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink 

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Fire Fart 

Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.

"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."

Fire Fart by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Doody 

Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.

Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."

Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"

Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"

Doody by creedmoor May 3, 2006

Hitlarryan

When Larry Fine from the Three Stooges dressed as Hitler.

"Larry was sublime in drag as Moronica and Miss Lorraine, but he was never more profoundly effecting than during his Hitlarryan period. Sieg Shemp!!!"

Hitlarryan by creedmoor January 19, 2006

Bush 

A thick nest of female pubic hair. The female genitals, but alluding to the pubic mound.

1. "Her bush looks like Larry on The 3 Stooges."
2. "President Bush's record smells worse than an unclean bush."

Bush by creedmoor December 28, 2005

Retromingent 

Urinating backwards. Also an animal such as a raccoon that urinates backwards. From the Latin retro- (back) + mingent from mingere (to urinate).

"You have revealed yourself as a miserable, carping, retromingent vigilante, and I for one am sick of wasting my time communicating with you" (Benjamin C. Bradlee, Editor, The Washington Post).

Retromingent by creedmoor December 28, 2005