56 definitions by creedmoor

Common mispronunciation of "Oprah." Also see Ofrah, Ofrey, Oprer and Okrah.
"Damn that Orpah gots lots of money!"
by Creedmoor October 13, 2004
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The showbiz art of upstaging someone. It began when it was Sammy Davis, Jr.'s turn to move down on Johnny Carson's couch to make room for the next guest. WHen that guest said something funny, Sammy would react by laughing loudly, slapping his knee and falling to the floor. The audience would then begin laughing at Sammy and not the guest.
Next to the Candy Man, no one was better at "pulling a Sammy" than Milton Berle.
by creedmoor August 14, 2006
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Bill O'Reilly's sexual fantasy involving a busty Fox News producer.
"Bill O'Reilly only thinks of one type of Bush during his Carribean shower fantasy."
by Creedmoor October 14, 2004
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What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.
"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."
by Creedmoor October 11, 2004
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When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."
I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.
by Creedmoor October 19, 2009
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Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.
The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.
by creedmoor July 15, 2006
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A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.
"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."
by creedmoor October 10, 2004
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