49 definitions by creedmoor

Disneyfied

A term used for something that has been sanitized in order to project the sanctity of family values.

"I hate Las Vegas. It's become so Disneyfied."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

amke

Common typo for "make."

I have to amke a doody.

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

GOLDEN BATON

Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.

The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.

by creedmoor July 16, 2006

Hitlarryan

When Larry Fine from the Three Stooges dressed as Hitler.

"Larry was sublime in drag as Moronica and Miss Lorraine, but he was never more profoundly effecting than during his Hitlarryan period. Sieg Shemp!!!"

by creedmoor January 18, 2006

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 2, 2006

Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

by creedmoor April 26, 2006

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 9, 2006