Muddy Love

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.
"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."
by creedmoor October 16, 2004
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Doody Bomb

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.
"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."
by creedmoor October 14, 2004
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amke

I have to amke a doody.
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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GOLDEN BATON

Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.
The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.
by creedmoor July 16, 2006
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Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
by creedmoor August 25, 2006
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Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"
Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
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Pulling a Sammy

The showbiz art of upstaging someone. It began when it was Sammy Davis, Jr.'s turn to move down on Johnny Carson's couch to make room for the next guest. WHen that guest said something funny, Sammy would react by laughing loudly, slapping his knee and falling to the floor. The audience would then begin laughing at Sammy and not the guest.
Next to the Candy Man, no one was better at "pulling a Sammy" than Milton Berle.
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