creedmoor's definitions

Hitlarryan

When Larry Fine from the Three Stooges dressed as Hitler.

"Larry was sublime in drag as Moronica and Miss Lorraine, but he was never more profoundly effecting than during his Hitlarryan period. Sieg Shemp!!!"

by creedmoor January 19, 2006

Pussycat Mush

A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.

"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

In and Out Burger

Ultra-conservative, all-American fast food chain. Check out the bottom rim of a soft drink cups at In and Out and you'll find a Bible chapter and verse to consult. The employees are shiny, happy, Stepford-like robots. Eating here is like tithing. It has reached the point in Bush's America where you can't even eat a burger without getting a sermon.

"Jesus H. Christ, I never realized that In and Out Burgers was run by Christian fundamentalists. Thou Shalt Eat In & Out!!!"

by creedmoor May 28, 2006

Stiffo

A boner, hard-on, erection, etc. Not, however, the sixth Marx Brother.

"Jeez, even to this day that Pat Nixon sure gives me a stiffo!"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Fire Fart

Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.

"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Heart-Shaped Ass

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.

"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"

by creedmoor October 23, 2004

Silver Dollar Pancakes

Term used to describe enourmous areolas.

"Take off your bra and give me an order of silver dollar pancakes."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004