Definitions by creedmoor

Corn Doody 

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

Corn Doody by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Doody Factory 

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

Doody Factory by creedmoor October 11, 2004

amke 

Common typo for "make."

I have to amke a doody.

amke by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Finger Test 

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

Finger Test by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Jerry Lewis' Hair 

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

Jerry Lewis' Hair by creedmoor October 10, 2004

Yushke 

A Yiddish term for Jesus Christ. Also referred to as Yushke Padre (Holy Father).

"Hey, Yushke, what did you think of that Mel Gibson picture?"

Yushke by creedmoor October 10, 2004

Pussycat Mush

A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.

"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."

Pussycat Mush by creedmoor October 10, 2004