humourification

The conversion of something solemn or serious, often with associated stature, into something that is funny, slapstick and even ridiculous.
The humourification of the POTUS is so very unbecoming.
by cre8destiny July 19, 2017
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FeignTech

Fake or badly thought out technology ideas trying to pass of as legit technology innovator or disruptor.
yeah, definitely a lot of FeignTech companies at this year's FinTech conference...
by cre8destiny October 12, 2018
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dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.
Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!
by cre8destiny October 12, 2018
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Digital Lipgloss

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.
i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!
by cre8destiny October 11, 2018
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fat cat meow

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!
by cre8destiny December 13, 2018
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fat cat meow

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated by their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!
That meeting was so full of fat cat meows it was painfully amusing!
by cre8destiny December 13, 2018
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talent repellent

A nasty fragrance worn by Fat Cat bureaucrats who believe technical talents can be easily found and replaced and should be as cheap as last week's lettuce at the local supermarket.
Oh, him. He's such a talent repellent no one wants to work for him!
by cre8destiny December 13, 2018
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