cracker 's definitions

n3rv

The name of a huge asshat.

n3rv is an asshat.

by cracker December 18, 2003

paja

spanish for wank

hacerse una paja
have a wank

by cracker February 23, 2007

Gaffed Up Squak

Worn Out Vagina

"i'll betya shes got a Gaffed Up Squak"

by Cracker November 4, 2023

Ruf

Very German Child
Germinator

Hitler is ruf

by cracker November 11, 2003

shot down

when your on a roll with a girl and then when you ask her for fone number or a date, she says no, thus SHOOTING YOU DOWN

José: "so anyhooo, hows about we get together sometime, maybe catch a flick or go for a drink?"
Maria: "ah, neeeoooo. i'm, ahem, busy"
José: "oh, shot down, SHOT DOWN!"

by cracker March 25, 2004

yaggie

something extraordinarily funny causing one to laugh uncontrollably.

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" To get to the other side! YAAAAGGGIIIEEEE!!!!!!!1

by Cracker May 13, 2004

boredom

Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.

by Cracker August 27, 2003