Janoscos

Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!
by cpetkunas July 16, 2019
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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
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Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.
by cpetkunas March 04, 2019
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Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
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Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.
I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!
by cpetkunas April 20, 2019
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Coming of age

The transition of a person from childhood to adulthood. The maturation of a person. When one becomes an adult.
Little Karen is no longer little, she is coming of age.
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Folically challenged

As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.
George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.
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