Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.

Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2022

Gym couple

Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!

Dude there's that gym couple again making out on the bench press!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2019

covidconflict

Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...

Covidconflict broke out at the Walmart by two chicks because one was hoarding all the tampons.

by cpetkunas May 10, 2020

Want ads

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.

Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2023

enjoy your career

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.

Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 04, 2022

Folically challenged

As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.

George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.

by cpetkunas March 30, 2024

At the end of the day

At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing this fucking phrase.

At the end of the day, I hear this at least 10 times by the end of the day.

by cpetkunas April 12, 2025