Definitions by cpetkunas
enjoy your career
What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.
Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
enjoy your career by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
have a great career
What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
have a great career by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
have a nice weekend
When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
have a nice weekend by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
Work stink
Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.
Work stink by cpetkunas February 28, 2022
Nut check
When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Drop in the bucket
A negligible amount. Something that makes little difference. This is especially considering the amount of wealth a rich person has to the amount of spending they do seem to the average person unattainable.
That 40 million dollar home Bill Gates purchased is just a drop in the bucket since he is billionaire many times over.
Drop in the bucket by cpetkunas December 5, 2020
Kept woman
A woman with no backbone in a controlled relationship by a partner who uses and abuses her. The woman may try to leave the abusive relationship but has low self-esteem to do so. The abuser on the other hand will take advantage of this type of woman because they allow them to. The woman may want to leave but are afraid or accept the abuse.
Kept woman by cpetkunas October 12, 2020