cpetkunas's definitions

Wuhan chu flu

A rip off on words of FU MAN CHU but another parody name for corona virus, covid-19 disease originating from Wuhan China.

I fucking caught that Wuhan chu flu when I went to celebrate Chinese new year.

by cpetkunas June 24, 2020

Sure shot

In shooting a gun or anything for that matter, someone who reliably hits the target.

Bob is a master at billiards, he's a sure shot every time.

by cpetkunas August 12, 2020

Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.

Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.

by cpetkunas February 17, 2019

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

Drop in the bucket

A negligible amount. Something that makes little difference. This is especially considering the amount of wealth a rich person has to the amount of spending they do seem to the average person unattainable.

That 40 million dollar home Bill Gates purchased is just a drop in the bucket since he is billionaire many times over.

by cpetkunas December 5, 2020

Thank you so much

Overly used phrase when a simple "thank you" will suffice. It's improper grammar is popular over the proper grammar "thank you very much".

Thank you so much for not saying thank you so much to me.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2019

Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023