cpetkunas's definitions

At the end of the day

At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing this fucking phrase.

At the end of the day, I hear this at least 10 times by the end of the day.

by cpetkunas April 12, 2025

Fill me in

Being informed about more details of something. Giving all the details. To brief or inform.

Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Gym douche

The asshole at the gym that monopolizes multiple pieces of equipment at a time. He has no regard for people waiting. He has his oversized headphones on loud ignoring people purposely that try to get his attention. He'll grunt, sing and drop weights out loud for attention knowingly that he can't hear himself just to annoy everyone around him.

What the fuck! That gym douche is so fucking annoying.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.

Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.

by cpetkunas February 17, 2019

Coming of age

The transition of a person from childhood to adulthood. The maturation of a person. When one becomes an adult.

Little Karen is no longer little, she is coming of age.

by cpetkunas July 6, 2020