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When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
Get the Nut check mug.What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.
Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
Get the enjoy your career mug.The transition of a person from childhood to adulthood. The maturation of a person. When one becomes an adult.
by cpetkunas July 6, 2020
Get the Coming of age mug.Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
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These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
by cpetkunas June 12, 2019
Get the Turn your lights on you idiot mug.Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.
by cpetkunas November 4, 2023
Get the Beef box mug.When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
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