cougarSW2's definitions
"I tell you what else caught my eye: Luis Garcia is 320/1 with Betfair to be top scorer. Surely worth a nibble, especially after his hat-trick in the qualifier, or is there something I don't know?"
by CougarSW2 August 15, 2006
Get the nibblemug. How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.
See also flummoxed.
See also flummoxed.
by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004
Get the flatteredmug. A woman comedian for whom no allowances need to be made. A brilliant observer of social types in modern Britain...she drills into the kind of people you normally skirt around and taps the wellspring of their irritating nature. Rarely has an apprenticeship with the Royal Shakespeare Company been put to such good use. The nation should immortalize her in Cockney rhyming slang.
"Sorry I'm Catherine, the traffic was awful."
or
"Can't come out tonight, I've got a Catherine."
or
"You're looking Catherine, have you lost Catherine?"
or
"Can't come out tonight, I've got a Catherine."
or
"You're looking Catherine, have you lost Catherine?"
by CougarSW2 August 30, 2005
Get the catherine tatemug. by CougarSW2 September 13, 2008
Get the rampmug. Single word exclamation, accompanied by a gesture where the hand is swept palm down over the head from front to back with about three inches clearance.
Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".
Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.
Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".
Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.
2. paris
Capital of North Africa.
j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004
A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."
(Whoosh!)
Capital of North Africa.
j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004
A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."
(Whoosh!)
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
Get the whooshmug. 1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
Get the works for memug. Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.
by cougarSW2 April 25, 2005
Get the nobody diedmug.