variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.
"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"
-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.
by cosmo October 08, 2004
Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.
by cosmo January 24, 2005
slammin', fly, super-fine, unfathomably hot and oh-so-delicious. irresistable - not that you would try to resist.
by cosmo August 25, 2004
The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.
Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
by Cosmo October 16, 2008
When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")
see also meatball.
see also meatball.
by Cosmo July 31, 2005
When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")
see also ladle.
see also ladle.
by Cosmo July 31, 2005
A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.
"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."
"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."
"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."
by Cosmo October 04, 2005