cortana dragoon's definitions

Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

Muslim

A follower of the Islam religion.

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.

by Cortana Dragoon June 11, 2006

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon September 5, 2005

343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

I pity all you poor souls ;;

by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008

Sephiroth

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.

If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me

by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005