Definitions by cortana dragoon

Smiting Stick 

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

Smiting Stick by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

Sephiroth 

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.

If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me

Sephiroth by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005

Borgism 

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

Borgism by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama 

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Village Idiot 

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

Village Idiot by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

gay 

1. Happy.
2. Homosexual.
3. A generic insult.

1. You are gay.
2. You are gay.
3. You are gay.

Hee hee hee ^.^

gay by Cortana Dragoon August 1, 2005

Pokemon 

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

Pokemon by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005