The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.
In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.
In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.
by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005

A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.
Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.
I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.
I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

by Cortana Dragoon September 04, 2005

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

1. Ocarina of Time was a cool game with some of the best graphics of the time, at the time.
2. Kellie is cool, she has all the guys in the palm of her hand.
3. Tiffani thinks she is cool, but all the guys think she is just lesbian.
2. Kellie is cool, she has all the guys in the palm of her hand.
3. Tiffani thinks she is cool, but all the guys think she is just lesbian.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
by Cortana Dragoon September 06, 2005

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.
Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?
Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?
by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005
