cortana dragoon's definitions

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

fear

What usually keeps us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of pirahnas for example).

Some people think fear is a bad thing.

Some fears are stupid.

The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering.
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My brother fears moths.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Avatar: The Last Airbender

A really shitty show on Nickelodeon. Centers around a twelve-year-old kid with superpowers and his dysfunctional homosexual friends.

This show is worse than Spongebob and I'm not lying.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005