cortana dragoon's definitions

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

insanity

What happens to you when you play Zelda games too much.

My brother is going insane, get him to a mental house or something.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Boohbah

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

343 Guilty Spark

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005