cornholio's definitions

bicoastal

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see red states.

He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

nova

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."

Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!

by cornholio October 30, 2003

kampai

"Bottoms up!" in Japanese.

Kampai, baka!

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003