labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
by cornfritter December 14, 2010
the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head
by cornfritter January 12, 2011
The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.
Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
by cornfritter October 15, 2010
waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum
I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
verb. to fuck someone in a lower social class; during the middle ages this used to be the noblemans right
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
v. Sir John Bellaire: I believe I will travel to Yorkshire and have a right good low bang upon finishing my ale and roast mutton dinner
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
by cornfritter October 27, 2010