Definitions by cornfritter
pee curtain
labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
pee curtain by cornfritter December 15, 2010
git da guts
slang for a male person to place his penis inside of a female persons vagina and proceed to pump said penis in & out increasing in both speed and friction. Male must possess sufficienct length as to "bottom out" and hit guts
Yo my nigga...Bonequeshquesh be a straight up freak, she be lovin me when I git da guts....no what ahmsayin?
git da guts by cornfritter December 14, 2010
field sock
1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
field sock by cornfritter December 7, 2010
yard snicker
dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling
I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!
yard snicker by cornfritter December 3, 2010
tonsil tapping
the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient
tonsil tapping by cornfritter November 22, 2010
low bang
verb. to fuck someone in a lower social class; during the middle ages this used to be the noblemans right
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
v. Sir John Bellaire: I believe I will travel to Yorkshire and have a right good low bang upon finishing my ale and roast mutton dinner
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
low bang by cornfritter October 28, 2010
buckle bass
Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
buckle bass by cornfritter October 27, 2010