Definitions by coozehound72
cheese-sloth
A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.
Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
cheese-sloth by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
coffee cup of melted Velveeta
A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.
Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?
Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?
Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
coffee cup of melted Velveeta by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
queso
A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.
In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'
Translation in english:
Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'
Translation in english:
Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
queso by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
cheese-intake
Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess.
Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'
cheese-intake by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
blond-ho
Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.
blond-ho by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
hair-hole
A reference to a woman's vagina, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. A hairy pussy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman's cooze.
Buddy #1: 'You see the hair-hole on that chick we were doggin' earlier, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
hair-hole by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
shave-party
Slang term defining the act of shaving a man or woman's genitalia before sex. Usually, done drunkenly, and high on cocaine, though not necessarily, but, most easily done in a bathtub, and very carefully. A sensation much like riding a roller-coaster in that, when shaving someone's pubes from their genitalia whilst drunk and/or high, dangerous outcomes naturally present themselves.
Guy(after pulling off a woman's panties): 'Damn, we're gonna have to have a shave-party before I hit that hair-hole, slaggy-face!'
Girl: 'Ok, sounds fun! Can I have another bump and a shot of tequila first?'
Guy: 'Well, sure, why not? Whyn't you go ahead and draw a bath first and I'll follow you on in with the blow. Sorry to say, but yer' kinna' funky down there too, so wash that hair-hole out real good before our little shave-party, ok, there, pancake-tits?
Girl: 'Ok, sounds fun! Can I have another bump and a shot of tequila first?'
Guy: 'Well, sure, why not? Whyn't you go ahead and draw a bath first and I'll follow you on in with the blow. Sorry to say, but yer' kinna' funky down there too, so wash that hair-hole out real good before our little shave-party, ok, there, pancake-tits?
shave-party by coozehound72 August 17, 2010