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by connorsji May 1, 2009
Get the boycottmug. Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010
Get the spookermug. An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010
Get the iGodmug. a burp that smells like shit
"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"
by connorsji January 16, 2009
Get the shurpmug. The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.
Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.
by connorsji May 8, 2008
Get the Fecal Mojitomug. On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing
by connorsji January 16, 2009
Get the asstrocitymug. A diePod is an iPod that has been loaded with songs by either people who are dead or bands that have broken up due to a death
Jim: "Hey Dave, what are you listening to on your diePod?"
Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010
Get the diePodmug.