Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.
By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
Jesus is a liberal
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Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.
I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel
by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019
The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018
A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.
*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018
An extreme form of socialism in which the state controlles all forms of productions and generally rules with an iron fist.
“Communism is the wave of the future”
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018