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Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.

Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

The Moritay

A sexual act where a woman pisses on a man.

Jack screamed when I preformed the moritay on him

by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022

Antivaxer

A conservative who wants their children to die

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is not antivaxer

by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019

Kevin spacey

Brilliant actor who played Francis Underwood on House of Cards, a show where he raped people on the set, the role he’s most commonly known for.

“Ew Malik Hall be trying Kevin Spacey me”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Jesus

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.

Jesus is a liberal

by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018

Communism

An extreme form of socialism in which the state controlles all forms of productions and generally rules with an iron fist.

“Communism is the wave of the future”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Kamala Harris

Vice President of the United States

Kamala Harris has been named the thickest politician

by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022