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Journalism

v. The act of publishing what multinational corporations want us to know.
Ah, more news that doesn't talk at all about corruption or the real issues facing America. Good, good, this is the best Journalism money could buy!
by CommandoDude October 25, 2010
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TYT Army

Viewership of the progressive Internet talk show TYT otherwise known as The Young Turks. Hosted by Cenk Uygur. Referred to as the 'TYT Army' for their ability to organize support for the TYT program and spread the message of TYT. Which is how TYT has become television newsworthy, hosting segments on MSNBC on nothing but word of mouth.
"They can't handle it. They're too strong. It's the TYT Army. And they're coming man...They're coming!"

TYT Army is going to release the motherfucking Kraken
by CommandoDude August 31, 2010
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Quantum Physics

I give up! Quantum Physics is just too hard! How do people even come up with this stuff?!

What the hell is reality???!!!
by CommandoDude August 6, 2010
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Conspiracy Theorist

Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day.

Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
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Poke'mon

Premiered in the 90's, Poke'mon has rapidly become one of the most popular/hated T.V. cartoons to hit American public broadcasting.

The story features Ash Katchem as well as several others in their ongoing (And by ongoing, I mean neverending) adventure to explore and catch Poke'mon. Their primary antagonists are Team Rocket, lead by mysterious Geovanni, though, more popularly reconized by Jessie and James with their comical opening.

The first season focused on the adventures through Kanto region, with the original 150(2) Poke'mon. It is a classic. It was followed by several Gameboy games; Poke'mon Red, Blue, and Yellow (Green was produced but was never produced for American consumerism; It remains Japanese only).

The series became SO popular it was followed by several more seasons including Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh regions. As well as several other games following the Gameboy name genre, and many movies produced. A card game was also released and being expanded to include new Poke'mon from the other regions.

The overabundance of series and movies by its' creators to milk the popularity of the show has earned the series much public backlash. And has also been condemned by several religious groups claiming Poke'mon portrays animal demons.

Never the less, after a decade in the making Poke'mon still remains a well watched cartoon. (The audience being mostly kids).
Holy shit dude, they're making ANOTHER series? When will they let Poke'mon die.

You mean Pokgay'mon?

It might as well be.
by CommandoDude April 24, 2008
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ZXCV

ZXCV is the underacknowledged crack child of QWERTY and ASDF
Many do not know of ZXCV and its' awsome internet prowess.
by CommandoDude October 3, 2008
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1st

Expression usually given by brainless idiots to indicate 'first'

Usually in the conext of first comment, or 1st place, etc.

Usually it is used singularly
1st!

Dude, grow up

I stil got 1st fag!
by CommandoDude March 23, 2008
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