Definitions by colonel Hogan

bakersfield chalupa 

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.

Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.

bakersfield chalupa by colonel hogan August 21, 2006

robbie robertson 

Lead guitarist and principal songwriter fot the legendary group The Band. Wrote definitive classics like "the Weight" "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" and others. Also acted, made films and wrote books. A true musical genius and renaissance man. The best of the best.

Nobody plays guitar or writes songs like Robbie Robertson did.

robbie robertson by colonel hogan July 12, 2006

face wash 

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

face wash by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005

trout 

a one eyed organ that lives in the pants of a male.

John Holmes had a very large trouser trout.

trout by colonel Hogan May 28, 2003

Stalactite 

a sperm icicle

"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."

Stalactite by colonel Hogan May 20, 2003

pokin daylight 

to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"I thought it was just a fart, but I ended up pokin daylight.

pokin daylight by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Baptize a Baby Ruth 

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

Baptize a Baby Ruth by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003