by cole December 06, 2006

"F*** no! Do you know how much coal costs?! Like $5 a ton! I'm not spending that on losers like you. You're all getting lumps of Smoal."
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"
"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"
"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"
by Cole January 04, 2005

by Cole November 09, 2003

an easier way for red sox fans to admit their team sucks, without saying they suck. dated back to the trade of babe ruth, it is a liberal maneuver, in where it is much easier to blame your own problems on something that doesn’t exist, instead of taking responsibility for your actions I.E. management, pitching, fielding errors etc.
by cole October 27, 2004

When a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.
by Cole January 15, 2004

a 1337 G4ng57a i used to be able to hang out with. one of the Triggas. Too bad he camps all the time :-X
by cole March 15, 2004
