COLE's definitions

C-Diddily

A person in Kansas who knows he is white but purposely takes the nickname of a seemingly ghetto origin. Short for Cole D.

What up C-Diddily?
You were killed by C-Diddily with an AK-47
Shit son its C-Diddily

by Cole May 3, 2003

Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

by cole September 23, 2005

Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

by cole March 21, 2004

gonads

your testicles,your jewels,your cookies,your nuts,your beans ect........

my stupid ex-wife kicked me in the gonads

by cole January 1, 2004

fu

furman university

im goin to furman university in south carolina

by cole December 21, 2003

Freshman 15

When a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.

Did you see Suzy back at Christmas? Talk about freshman 15.

by Cole January 15, 2004

new hampshire nasty

The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.

Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.

by Cole October 15, 2006