Definitions by coining buttress

Best of fuck 

An expression for wishing luck to someone for a doomed endeavor

Ben: "I'm meeting with my ex-wife about the lawsuit with our former nanny/ finance"
Stuart: " Best of fuck with that!"

Best of fuck by coining buttress October 26, 2016

Fat-checking 

A derivative of "fact-checking" when applied to the large inventory of fiction spouted by a fat-headed political candidate.

Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016

"Of course my opponent can't say whatever he likes, but please know we will be fat-checking, uh, fact-checking his assertions."

Fat-checking by coining buttress October 10, 2016

Poohdini 

The Houdini of poo: When a poop falls into the toilet bowl but magically disappears by making its way to the pipe before flushing.

"Everything come out ok?"

"Yeah I had a great poop, but a little disconcerting. Looked in the bowl and it was nowhere to be found."

"Ah...the Great Poohdini!"

Poohdini by coining buttress April 28, 2014

Recrap 

To recap information that is useless, inane or simply bad.

"Thank you for wasting the last ninety minutes of my life with that ridiculous presentation, and then having the gall to "recrap" it for us"

Recrap by coining buttress October 18, 2011

Limpathy

Sympathy for a sexual partner's impotency.

"How was your hot date with Geof?"

"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."

Limpathy by coining buttress October 18, 2011

Three-stroke limit 

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.

"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."

Three-stroke limit by coining buttress September 22, 2011

Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting

I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.

Beard Miscarriage by coining buttress January 25, 2011