Long live

The English say Long live the king/queen when they die.

The saying can be adopted to express relief or just acknowledgment that something is over.
I took my last final today. Long live 1Ls.
by cogitheum@mac.com May 07, 2009
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Get thee to a nunnery

A statement to a woman that either the world is too harsh for her innocent beauty, or that she innocently brings pain to all the men around her because of her beauty, or ideally, both. The idea is that it would be better if her beauty were left unappreciated for all of her life.
Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery. Thou wouldst not be a breeder of sinners
by cogitheum@mac.com February 24, 2009
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relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.
Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 05, 2009
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bar

A State regulating body for lawyers that treats information like it's a controlled substance.
In most states, the bar makes it a crime just to give advice to friends without paying government extortion.
by cogitheum@mac.com December 20, 2008
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laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 04, 2009
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the needle

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.
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