coffee_by_the_pot's definitions

Chicken's Pickins

An adjective to describe a place in which there is a large amount of useful discarded items that you can salvage. This is similar to how a chicken or group of chickens pick(s) at the ground to find insects to eat.

Hey man, check out 123 Anyplace Road! They're having a yard sale and the free stuff section is like chicken's pickins!

by coffee_by_the_pot July 6, 2021

McLovin Supreme

An independent basement rapper from Upstate New York known for provocative lyrics and an emo-rap-leaning style

I got friendzoned and couldn’t get through a McLovin Supreme album without feeling a deep sense of relatability

by coffee_by_the_pot November 2, 2023

AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.

Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024

Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.

I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022

Baloofa

Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.

Damn the lady on that mobility scooter has a baloofa if I’ve ever seen one!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Man-Karen

Pretty much the male version of a Karen

Jesus fuuuck that man-karen threatened to hit me with his plow blade if I went thirty on his road with a twenty-five limit

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2021