kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 08, 2003

spoonjuice

a delicate blood orange drink that you sip using the aid of a spoon

i was sipping a nice tasty spoonjuice

by clive May 12, 2003

ougats

N. (Italian American slang) Something of insignificant worth or worthlessness.

Your complaints aren't worth ougats!

by Clive February 12, 2005

double nugget

a big girls vagina

she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging

by Clive October 08, 2003

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003