clayton's definitions

grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

by clayton September 20, 2004

radicalism

outmoded cultural philosophy expounded by boring old academics, spin doctors and business leaders

We have maintained our radicalism for thirty years!

by Clayton July 14, 2003

sonofabitch

1)noun; a person that pisses the crizzap out of you or your friends.
2)as an exclemation to express shock or extreme emotion

1) that sonofabitch!
2) Sonofabitch! I said suck the motherfucker, you're bitin' it! Shit!

by clayton March 21, 2003

Pink playground

1. vagina, cooter, twat

Have I had sex recently? Why yes, I romped in the pink playground just yesterday!

by Clayton November 8, 2004

nacreous

iridescent, like mother-of pearl. Of or pertaining to nacre.

Golly, what a nacreous brooch you're wearing

by clayton July 30, 2003

web site

convenient junction of branches, metallic junk or similar ephemera used by spiders to construct silk traps for the apprehension of flying insects and similar.

"Hey, Arachne darling, check out this web site! Heavy Fly Traffic, low overheads and a sweet view of the park! I love it!"

by Clayton July 14, 2003

Buncha

Buncha is taking bunch and a and putting them together

This is a buncha crap

Your all a buncha crack pots

by Clayton November 28, 2004