biskini

It was so hot in Flaine on the ski holiday that the girls had no choice but to sport a biskini on the slopes. None of the instructors seems to mind too much.
by Clarebear81 April 27, 2011
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Wirish

Somebody who claims connections with Ireland to make themselves sound more culturally grounded, cool or sexy. Abbreviation of 'wannabe Irish'.
Dave is always going on about his distant relations from Dublin, but he hasn't actually been there. He's so Wirish.
by Clarebear81 December 05, 2010
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internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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resentation

A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.
Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011
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diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.
Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.
by clarebear81 April 02, 2011
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carnal footprint

A measure of one's sexual activity and its impact.
John tended to avoid sex on a Sunday in an attempt to off-set his carnal footprint.
by Clarebear81 April 06, 2011
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