What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.
"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
by cirdellin December 22, 2009
A trendy new concision for the pathological condition known as "Relationship Termination Rationalization". This device is used by the monogamously adverse to psychologically justify breaking up with someone without having any genuinely compelling reason for doing so.
"Why'd you break up with Jill?"
"She was way too Jedi for me."
"What the Hell does THAT even Mean? I think you're just a reltermrat"
"Shut up."
"Can I ask her out then?"
"Absolutely not!"
"She was way too Jedi for me."
"What the Hell does THAT even Mean? I think you're just a reltermrat"
"Shut up."
"Can I ask her out then?"
"Absolutely not!"
by Cirdellin December 28, 2009
The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.
"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
by Cirdellin January 07, 2010
The happy expression on an employee's face when he or she has made a serious mistake at a loathed workplace. To the employee, it signals the possibility that the work place's reputation has been seriously damaged. This only occurs when an employee stays on for the perverse purpose of causing such damage.
"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."
"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.
"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.
by Cirdellin January 11, 2010
The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.
"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"
"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."
"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."
(Collective shiver)
"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."
"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."
(Collective shiver)
by Cirdellin December 19, 2009
A woman who by all objective standards is quite beautiful but retains a subtle indescribable flaw that somehow undermines her overall beauty. It is also sometimes known as Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
"Dude what's wrong with you? How could you break up with Carol? She is a fox!"
"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."
(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.
"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"
"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"
"Same thing...whatever."
"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."
(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.
"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"
"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"
"Same thing...whatever."
by Cirdellin December 23, 2009
The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.
(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"
"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"
(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
by Cirdellin December 30, 2009