cirdellin's definitions

Garbage Video Toilet

The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.

"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"

"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."

"They might as well give it a guitar."

by Cirdellin January 7, 2010

Transitsexual

One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.

"I heard Rigel was arrested again."

"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."

"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"

"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."

"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"

"Yeah I know he's all over the place."

by cirdellin December 18, 2009

Internet Ghost

An entity on the Internet that is imaginary. Specifically it is a person who has created a false identity for him or herself. Generally, falsified pictures and life experience are involved. Should the person go on to actually meet those to whom he or she has been lying without taking into account that they will inevitably be caught, the condition is known as Internet ghost denial.

(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."

"Yeah I am."

"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.

by Cirdellin January 8, 2010

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Unemployment ecstasy despair

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.

"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"

by Cirdellin January 5, 2010

Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

by Cirdellin December 30, 2009

Chunkhouse

Any dwelling either temporary (e.g. a tent) or permanent where a significant number of fat people are residing.

"Hey Mark, your wife really put on some weight, huh?"

"I know. If she doesn't start getting rid of it pretty soon she'll have to go to one of those chunkhouses"

"Sounds harsh."

"Well that is what chunkhouses are for."

"Touche!"

by Cirdellin December 18, 2009