punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder January 06, 2018

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

fish without water

An extremely uncoordinated, clumsy, stupid, feeble, lout of a human being. It’s usual used too describe a persons utter lack of athletic ability and skill.

‘Cm Punk looks like a fish without water in the octagon‘

by chucky lavinder December 24, 2018

clicker

In the field of drywall, a screw that sticks out. When a knife/trowel is run over screws and an audible ‘click’ can be heard. This requires time too fix and is an inconvenience.

This job took longer than it should have. There were so many clickers too fix.

by chucky lavinder April 10, 2019

cornslap

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.

Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.

by chucky lavinder April 13, 2019

jap

A cheap shot, sucker punch

I knocked him the fuck out but it wasn't a jap. It was clean.

by chucky lavinder June 15, 2018