chucky lavinder's definitions

fish without water

An extremely uncoordinated, clumsy, stupid, feeble, lout of a human being. It’s usual used too describe a persons utter lack of athletic ability and skill.

‘Cm Punk looks like a fish without water in the octagon‘

by chucky lavinder December 24, 2018

jap

A cheap shot, sucker punch

I knocked him the fuck out but it wasn't a jap. It was clean.

by chucky lavinder June 16, 2018

flat hatting

When a plane fly’s low to the ground at high speed. This is often done at air shows. The maneuver’s are exiting but dangerous. The military have regulations against this practice. Pilots have been known too break these rules. An accident in Italy in 1998 was blamed on flat hatting. A military plane flying at low altitude and high velocity severed a cable on a ski lift. The gondola 🚠 with 20 ppl fell to the ground killing all aboard.

Local residents have complained about planes flat hatting over their houses. The low flying planes are noisy and distracting.

by chucky lavinder November 27, 2019

wa wa

Water. For those ppl who don’t know whether too say wa-Ter or wa-Der, just say wa wa.

We I go to the grocery store I need, bread, milk and bottled wa wa.

by chucky lavinder April 9, 2019

clicker

In the field of drywall, a screw that sticks out. When a knife/trowel is run over screws and an audible ‘click’ can be heard. This requires time too fix and is an inconvenience.

This job took longer than it should have. There were so many clickers too fix.

by chucky lavinder April 10, 2019

cornslap

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.

Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.

by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018