Fert

noun - when a small fart escapes, but its not loud enough or big enough to be concidered a fart.

"Dude, that was a fert, fart like a real man"

by chuck July 28, 2003

ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.

"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.

by chuck July 28, 2003

Hippy, tree hugger or one who smokes grass. Also see Zach, pimp, or the guy with your girl.

Carlitos is such a treaz, I am so jealous of him.

by chuck May 13, 2005

To make out with, or have sexual relations with someone you are not in a relationship with

Me and that really hot chick from the bar scammed last night..it was pretty great

by chuck February 23, 2003

A. hey we should kill someone
B. yeah dude in the volvo

by chuck February 10, 2004

a perfect gurl, perfect in every way, beatiful in all aspects; the kinda gurl every guy dreams about

by Chuck December 29, 2003

A crude response to a worthless comment or remark.

"Wang Chung is truly a great musician"

"Yat! Yat!"

by Chuck August 15, 2003