christian's definitions

ultima

1. A popular series of RPGs.

2. In the Final Fantasy universe, often the most powerful attack spell available to mages.

1. Ultima is a popular series of RPGs.

2. Ultima is ten gallons of kick-ass in a five gallon container.

by Christian May 25, 2004

Neck Dick

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

by Christian October 12, 2004

EER!

A high pitched screeching sound used in substitute of the word awesome.

Man that is like EER!

by Christian April 10, 2003

Gbenga

Marijuana, Heroin, Go Fast, Coke, Meth

Lets go smoke that Gbenga

by Christian January 22, 2004

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003

Kjersti

Cute american girl. Someone who is intelligent, witty, and classy. Gives the best hugs you can imagine...

I wish that Kjersti was here with me...

by Christian September 24, 2004

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005