christian's definitions

banana

A large peice of crap covered with yellow piss

Dude, i just made the biggest banana!

by Christian April 21, 2005

swag

To flaunt ones self nakedness around your house while your parents are away, while dancing and thinking to your friends on msn "he doesnt even know im naked."

Giggling your genitals in front of your animals.
"i need to feel superior to someting"

Brady:Hey my parents arent home
Christian:your swagging arent you
Brady:yes.

by christian April 26, 2004

Neck Dick

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

by Christian October 12, 2004

ultima

1. A popular series of RPGs.

2. In the Final Fantasy universe, often the most powerful attack spell available to mages.

1. Ultima is a popular series of RPGs.

2. Ultima is ten gallons of kick-ass in a five gallon container.

by Christian May 25, 2004

Kjersti

Cute american girl. Someone who is intelligent, witty, and classy. Gives the best hugs you can imagine...

I wish that Kjersti was here with me...

by Christian September 24, 2004

EER!

A high pitched screeching sound used in substitute of the word awesome.

Man that is like EER!

by Christian April 10, 2003

Alhambra High School

A high school located in Martinez, california. Heavily divided in half by Cliques. Upper commons- Jocks, Preps, Ghetto people(i.e. Ghetto Filipinos. Lower Campus- Emos, Goths, Stoners, Drama-geeks, Band Geeks, Anime-freaks.

"'hosnap, you go to Alhambra High?"

by Christian March 19, 2005