christian's definitions

kitschy

Skanky, done in bad taste.

Buying your grandma a 50 inch double-ended leopard/cow print vibrating dildo is EXTREMELY kitschy.

by Christian September 21, 2003

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003

Aunt Boomerang

A strange Austrailian woman, with magical powers. Often has a lisp, may be seen using the words "Bonza Sweetie" Stay well away. Has latley been made into a cbbc program.

"fuck me dude... U cath last nights episode of Aunt Boomerang??"
"yeah, was Bonnnzzzzzaaaaaaaa"
"ahhaha wicked! BONNZZAAAAAA"
"BONZZZAAAAAAA"
"Ooof"

by Christian October 3, 2003

pwd

This is a UNIX command that means Print Working Directory, has absolutely nothing to do with passwords.

$>pwd
/usr/bin/yourmom
Lists current working directory.....obviously.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PASSWORDS ON A UNIX SYSTEM.

by Christian July 5, 2004

british empire

The Greatest Empire the world has ever seen controlling 1/4 of the earth’s surface, the United Kingdom and its Empire are characterised by Protestant Christian values and rule by law. The United Kingdom’s Industrial and Military might are unmatched. Its mission is to expand Christianity and civilisation throughout the entire earth lifting savage populations out of darkness into the light of Britannic civilisation.

The Commonwealth is the greatest empire ever known.

by Christian August 21, 2004

Kjersti

Cute american girl. Someone who is intelligent, witty, and classy. Gives the best hugs you can imagine...

I wish that Kjersti was here with me...

by Christian September 24, 2004

pimped

to have been used and abused

You've been pimped and don't even know it!

by Christian March 8, 2005