christian's definitions

swag

To flaunt ones self nakedness around your house while your parents are away, while dancing and thinking to your friends on msn "he doesnt even know im naked."

Giggling your genitals in front of your animals.
"i need to feel superior to someting"

Brady:Hey my parents arent home
Christian:your swagging arent you
Brady:yes.

by christian April 26, 2004

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005

dork

anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "

I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass!

by Christian June 25, 2003

pwd

This is a UNIX command that means Print Working Directory, has absolutely nothing to do with passwords.

$>pwd
/usr/bin/yourmom
Lists current working directory.....obviously.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PASSWORDS ON A UNIX SYSTEM.

by Christian July 5, 2004

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005

Alhambra High School

A high school located in Martinez, california. Heavily divided in half by Cliques. Upper commons- Jocks, Preps, Ghetto people(i.e. Ghetto Filipinos. Lower Campus- Emos, Goths, Stoners, Drama-geeks, Band Geeks, Anime-freaks.

"'hosnap, you go to Alhambra High?"

by Christian March 19, 2005

pussy wax

noun. a slang definition that constitutes the process of a woman going to a waxing parlor, usually run by koreans and vietnamese, and having the hair from their vagina removed via wax

That bitch last night had a forest down on her pussy.
-Damn nigga, next time you see her, you tell her to get a nice pussy wax

by christian January 27, 2005