christian's definitions

smack tart

Smack Tart, often used in online matches against other people who suck at the game and act like a complete retard.

'Shut the hell up, Smack Tart.'

by Christian November 4, 2004

EER!

A high pitched screeching sound used in substitute of the word awesome.

Man that is like EER!

by Christian April 10, 2003

scooge

That feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once.

Some old man:Need help?
Joey:Its ok, i can scooge on my own
Sam:Dont even scooge in my house.
Grandma:I will urinate on your face
Joey:Wait i have to scooge first
Sam: i said dont scooge in my house!
The Dog: damn thats alot of scooging..

by christian April 26, 2004

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 3, 2005

ultima

1. A popular series of RPGs.

2. In the Final Fantasy universe, often the most powerful attack spell available to mages.

1. Ultima is a popular series of RPGs.

2. Ultima is ten gallons of kick-ass in a five gallon container.

by Christian May 25, 2004

Neck Dick

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

by Christian October 12, 2004

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005