christian's definitions

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005

pwd

This is a UNIX command that means Print Working Directory, has absolutely nothing to do with passwords.

$>pwd
/usr/bin/yourmom
Lists current working directory.....obviously.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PASSWORDS ON A UNIX SYSTEM.

by Christian July 5, 2004

dork

anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "

I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass!

by Christian June 25, 2003

smack tart

Smack Tart, often used in online matches against other people who suck at the game and act like a complete retard.

'Shut the hell up, Smack Tart.'

by Christian November 4, 2004

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003

Pie

Comes in lots of flavors, and some dude like, screwed it in the movie. I hate pie. Plus, pie sucks and only (insert racial slur)eat them. Bush sucks too.

Outstandingly clear, isn't it?

by Christian April 14, 2005

DrakenZ

A Very spicy meatball covered in powdered cheese and egg sauce. This exquisit meatball costs around 10Million Zenny
a full course meal with this tasty meal costs around 50Million Zenny

The very hot women ATE DrakenZ and Her mouth had white egg sauce around it and she had to drink lots of water to get it down.

by Christian February 25, 2005