christian's definitions

Shanything

A word describing to others shit and anything yet without cussing.

Kiss my ass I'm not giving you Shanything!

by Christian March 10, 2005

scooge

That feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once.

Some old man:Need help?
Joey:Its ok, i can scooge on my own
Sam:Dont even scooge in my house.
Grandma:I will urinate on your face
Joey:Wait i have to scooge first
Sam: i said dont scooge in my house!
The Dog: damn thats alot of scooging..

by christian April 26, 2004

water sport

Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.

having sex and peeing

by christian December 29, 2004

Christian

Christian...she is tired of looking up her name only to find 90% boy results and 10% church results.She is a super artistic and loving and supportive,sweet person but don’t cross her over. She will tell you where you stand with her and make sure you know. She is a silly person and loves her friends.She gets attention but doesn’t want it all the time either

Person:oh I don’t like that girl
Christian:haha no one asked...

by Christian February 4, 2018

Aunt Boomerang

A strange Austrailian woman, with magical powers. Often has a lisp, may be seen using the words "Bonza Sweetie" Stay well away. Has latley been made into a cbbc program.

"fuck me dude... U cath last nights episode of Aunt Boomerang??"
"yeah, was Bonnnzzzzzaaaaaaaa"
"ahhaha wicked! BONNZZAAAAAA"
"BONZZZAAAAAAA"
"Ooof"

by Christian October 3, 2003

kitschy

Skanky, done in bad taste.

Buying your grandma a 50 inch double-ended leopard/cow print vibrating dildo is EXTREMELY kitschy.

by Christian September 21, 2003

R@yGold

The child porn search name.

R@ygold is a search name that is used over
file sharing programs such as Kazaa, Imesh
and other various programs. It is often used by kids to find girls there age.

by Christian January 9, 2005