When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.
Quite a nasty thing.
This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.
by Chrisdamainman September 09, 2005
Little Party Sausage
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.
by Chrisdamainman August 31, 2005
I had loose glass and it fell right down into her hole.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.
by Chrisdamainman September 09, 2005
Used to put over an ugly girls head.
Good for having sex because you dont have to see her face.
Usually works for girls with a dirty face and a nice body.
Good for having sex because you dont have to see her face.
Usually works for girls with a dirty face and a nice body.
Rar blad, That girl is mong, Would you do her for a fiver?
Na man, Only if you give me a Plastic bag.
Na man, Only if you give me a Plastic bag.
by Chrisdamainman September 09, 2005
When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.
by Chrisdamainman September 09, 2005
by Chrisdamainman August 31, 2005
A secret place not known by many people, only dealers and safe people, where crack is sold and bought.
Dealer: Theres a crack shack on 12 Elm Street, Bring yoself up there in an hour
Old Man: Yea ok homie see you at diz crack shack
Old Man: Yea ok homie see you at diz crack shack
by Chrisdamainman September 22, 2005