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by Chris March 6, 2005

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
They taste like granny.
by Chris July 29, 2003

by Chris October 21, 2004

boy: i spilt milk on your daughter
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.
by chris May 29, 2004

Back in the hayday of Hellaware and Killadelphia, some kids around here decided to start a crew to keep up. The hardcore scene had just gotten known around West Chester. The question was, what to call it? Something that had the same ring to all of those. Death Chester was then born. Eventually, it died off, not being as big as Killadelphia, and the whole state of Hellaware.
Years Later, Steve Cockonis told Jason about this back in the day. I was like, hey, why not bring this ish back. There seemed like enough kids who'd be down. Now, we will fuck people's up once again.
Years Later, Steve Cockonis told Jason about this back in the day. I was like, hey, why not bring this ish back. There seemed like enough kids who'd be down. Now, we will fuck people's up once again.
by Chris January 31, 2005

A President Chavez professional hater with no knowledge of his/her own country's history and blames the president for all the shit happening in his/her life. All of them suffer from various mental diseases like schizophrenia and delusion. Their leaders are meaningless, cowards and gay. They think themselves as the majority in Venezuela but (truth be told) they almost nothing. They want to be the next "balseros" in Miami.
by Chris March 11, 2005

by Chris January 17, 2005
