chris's definitions

aslp

age/sex/location/picture
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window

48yodude254:Hey I'm a hot sexy bitch aslp
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by Chris May 13, 2005

Twash

Corruption of the word "Twat", meaning a womans genitals, also used as an insult. Was first used to insult a Welsh teacher, who put the "-ash" suffix on every word she could, for example "Put thash pencil down!"

In a sexual manner:

"Mark would love to lick Nina's twash, but he has a bird"

As an insult:

"Piss off you twash"

by Chris April 8, 2005

Shereen

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.

1: "how's it going Shereen?"
2: "You're such a Shereen!"

by Chris June 19, 2006

old hat

Refered to when something has been brought up, or posted on forum multiple times.

"this is such an old hat, find something original"

by Chris February 14, 2005

devotchkas

all girl street punk hailing from new york city. some times sited as the female form of the casualties. on punkcore records. currently writting new material.

"You've got a problem, I'm so sick of you
You're always telling me what to do
I'm not perfect, I know my flaws
But you're not gonna be the one who lays down my laws
Just because we don't see eye to eye
That doesn't mean I'll take your fuckin' lies"

"one sided society" from the album "anniliation"

by Chris September 11, 2004

wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

pankies

a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.

mmm these sure are yummy pancakes

by Chris January 21, 2005