chris's definitions

dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:

jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"

by chris January 13, 2005

cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.

If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.

by chris September 4, 2003

waterworld

1. Michigan, coined by the rap group Binary Star, refers to the Great Lakes surrounding the mitten.

2. A really bad Kevin Costner movie.

One.Be.Lo is the illest rapper in waterworld.

Did you see that movie waterworld? It was balls.

by Chris March 4, 2005

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

shmool

Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.

Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck

by Chris April 24, 2005

Chowd

Somebody from Boston

The Chowds must be wicked pissa after the Sawx lawst the NLCS to the Yankees.

by Chris October 23, 2003

Hurrelled

To be done by a man named Hurrell.

"She got proper Hurrelled, like"

by Chris January 26, 2005