chris's definitions

rollin on dubs

Someone driving a car with 20" rims.

That girl got a new escalade and was rollin on dubs.

by Chris July 23, 2003

bleed the block

a term of dirty south origin, bleeding the block is when you have sold all the drugs, gotten all the money, and done all there is to do for the night.

"Yo, I bled that block last night"

by Chris February 21, 2003

Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.

"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."

by Chris October 27, 2003

L Tarnoff Syndrome

Despite what people may think, this is not inspired by or at all related to the name of a human being.

L Tarnoff Syndrome is a marijuana/hallucinogenic toad related disorder, which causes it's victim to do a number of stupid things.

A list of these actions includes:

-Going to their "friend's" house uninvited.

-Having no train of logic.

-Attracting the opposite sex for no reason.

Many children are being born with this syndrome, and it is being linked to the licking of hallucinogenic toads by the parents.

You see that chick? Yeah L Tarnoff Syndrome for sure man. *some idiot drools*

by Chris June 18, 2006

Fagism

1) The belief that it is ok to be homosexual.
2) To participate in a homosexual life style.

1)"Man I hate most liberals, they are usually involved in fagism!"
2)"I never see Jamichael with any girls, I wonder if he's involved in fagism?"

by Chris November 17, 2004

brunch music

Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.

"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."

by chris January 18, 2004

candy shop

A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.

Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no

by Chris April 7, 2005