meat curtains

more formally known as the labia
I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.
by Chris July 24, 2003
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Mega Sucks

that band mega sucks...
by chris November 01, 2004
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pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.
Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.
by Chris November 14, 2004
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calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.
Woah! Calorific man!
by Chris March 26, 2003
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Kurt Cobain

A famous rocker from the late 80's and early 90's. He was the guitarist and lead singer of Nirvana, along with Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. He was also married to Courtney Love, who had a daughter named Frances Bean. In 1994, Kurt was found dead in his greenhouse over his garage, and his death still remains a mystery.
"Dude, my favorite band member in Nirvana Is Kurt Cobain!"
by Chris May 16, 2004
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ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.
"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."
by chris February 14, 2005
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LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends
i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days
by Chris October 13, 2003
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