chris's definitions

cased

To be quite intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

I was so cased last night I couldn't drive home.

by Chris August 29, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

X-Men

(ok why would Xmen be slang and who cares if it is)
A show that is on ABC Family that comes on the air it was on the air in the '90s and in to 2000. it also has a bunch of movies that little kids see

Luc: you want to see X-Men
Me: No there movies suck
Luc: FIne i'm going to talk to a 14 year old girl from Canada
Me: you sick basturd

by Chris May 13, 2005

circus sealion

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex

Tracy is preforming the circus sealion

by Chris May 13, 2005

Ford

Fulfills
Off
Road
Demands

Ford is the shits............

by chris November 6, 2004

lumber jackin

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area

Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.

by Chris July 27, 2004

rosenbourg piece

A rosenbourg piece is a collateral chomp of the 2.9 x 6.4, which subsequently equals Duncan Haslam, who is a very annoying Rosenbourg piece.

Sam : Go away Duncan!!!!!
Chris : Yeah, stop being such a rosenbourg piece you schlamp!!!!
Duncan : merioptiopmontyo...........

by Chris February 1, 2005