scally

Fucking 'solid'? My Fucking Arse. Most of you daren't fight one-on-one, unless there's about 5 or 10, maybe more, scallies on your side. 'Moshers' as you call them.. listen to PROPER music, go out to PROPER places, and have a PROPER attitude towards life. You scallies dont. You listen to SHIT music, go to SHIT places and have a fucking SHIT attitude towards everyone apart from your fellow 'crew'. Get a grip people, and stop being scallies! By the way, i havent seen or heard of any 'moshers' turning into scallies.. perhaps your a bit WRONG!!!!!!

eya dickhead we'l straight knock u out cos ur a mosher (with 5 mates).

ere dont look at me i'll knock u out (whilst on their own.. walking away whilst saying it)

by Chris January 18, 2004

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 02, 2004

overhand eagle

Jerking off using an overhand motion so as to make it seem like a stranger is doing the deed.

Dude, do the Overhand Eagle. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.

by Chris February 25, 2005

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 19, 2004

downlow

keep it a secret

Keep it on the downlow

by chris August 25, 2003

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris March 15, 2005

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 04, 2004