chris's definitions

Apal8385

A homosexual male who thinks he is a bad ass. A fatbastard. Someone who acts as if they should be in middle school still.

Did you see apal8385, what a loser.

by chris March 8, 2005

juke

a term used commonly in the Chicago area referring to Juke Music, or the type of dancing done to Juke Music, which is usually fast-passed azz movin.

"we was juke'n all night!"

by Chris May 22, 2004

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 8, 2005

anthony ho

a guy who likes being called a ho

yesterday i saw a ho at the std clinic

by chris February 18, 2005

Wiggette

1) A stupid ass white girl who acts, talks, and dresses like she is a poor black girl from the hood and only dates black guys.
2) A stupid bitch who thinks only dating black guys will compensate for all the guys of her own race who were not attracted to her.

"Abbey turned down my friend Jonathan because he is white, even though she is white she said she only dates black guys, she is such a wiggette!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Butter Face

A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.

Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>

by Chris March 2, 2004

FC

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A FC is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a Funny Crotch or Anteater.

I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he's a FC!

by Chris March 15, 2005