chris's definitions

bloody drill

A grab with voldo, Press B+K with voldo and you will see A LOT of damage.

Also a drink that was created at Chuck-a-palooza 1, it consists of bacardi vanilla, 99 Blackberries and either Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, and like the grab the drink also does A LOT of damage.

Holy shit i just had a bloody drill and it did alot of damage.

by chris December 21, 2004

linzy

the awesomest hottest girl ever to live. a girly bad ass who thinks sex and love are what make the world go round.

whoa! i wanna slam linzy!

by chris December 16, 2004

ass-30

Refrence to being up so early in the morning that time does not matter.

I had to get up at ass-30 to make it to the airport.

by Chris November 9, 2004

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Bred in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two men had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

My american bulldog is big

by chris May 28, 2005

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

denver broncos

the greatest team ever when John Elways was on so they had to get some pysco who flipped of KC

Ha the Broncos kicked the Packers ass!

by Chris January 22, 2005