chris's definitions

MoCo

I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....

1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC

by Chris May 5, 2005

bigjaw

julien H. has a huge jaw

omg is the sun setting or is julien's jaw just in the way

by chris December 3, 2004

Butter Face

A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.

Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>

by Chris March 2, 2004

hard in the paint

of dirty south origin, to go hard in the paint is to get crunk in your ride and just chill on the block.

"we gonna go hard in the paint"

by Chris February 21, 2003

backpack riding

Great game made up by 2 kids in 8th grade. One person takes his backpack off and runs across the hallway floor while dragging the backpack on the ground. The other person runs behind him and jumps onto the backpack while it's moving. While the person is in front dragging the backpack, the person on the backpack has to stay on as long as he can.

Backpack riding is a great game to play those 5 minutes you get between classes in the hallway.

by Chris January 11, 2005

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!

Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)

by Chris February 20, 2005