The metalpecker woke me up this morning.
by chonk cat October 22, 2008

Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.
by chonk cat December 30, 2011

by chonk cat January 7, 2011

When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.
I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.
by chonk cat December 17, 2011

The MTX Jackhammer is one of the largest (if not THE largest) subwoofer loudspeakers ever manufactured. It is often used in automotive applications, where it needs its own dedicated alternator, battery, and capacitor bank. It is very large and weighs several hundred pounds. It is in fact so large that it will not easily fit in a normal car. It is best suited for minivans, SUVs, Hummers, and the like. Speakers this large are often considered overkill for car audio.
by chonk cat February 7, 2009

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.
by chonk cat January 18, 2013

A pejorative term for the 6 major oil (petroleum) companies. These companies are ExxonMobil, Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Chevron Corporation, ConocoPhillips, and Total S.A.
by chonk cat December 9, 2008
