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metalpecker

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.
The metalpecker woke me up this morning.
by chonk cat October 22, 2008
mugGet the metalpeckermug.

reverse plumbing

When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.
I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.
by chonk cat December 17, 2011
mugGet the reverse plumbingmug.

the f dash dash dash word

Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.
by chonk cat December 30, 2011
mugGet the the f dash dash dash wordmug.

MTX Jackhammer

The MTX Jackhammer is one of the largest (if not THE largest) subwoofer loudspeakers ever manufactured. It is often used in automotive applications, where it needs its own dedicated alternator, battery, and capacitor bank. It is very large and weighs several hundred pounds. It is in fact so large that it will not easily fit in a normal car. It is best suited for minivans, SUVs, Hummers, and the like. Speakers this large are often considered overkill for car audio.
My friend just got an MTX Jackhammer for his riced minivan.
by chonk cat February 7, 2009
mugGet the MTX Jackhammermug.

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.
by chonk cat January 18, 2013
mugGet the cheese gratermug.

fry an egg on the sidewalk

To say that one could fry an egg on the sidewalk means it's very hot outside. It is actually possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk with the help of mirrors or a solar concentrator. This is often done in developing countries.
It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.
by chonk cat December 9, 2008
mugGet the fry an egg on the sidewalkmug.

tirequills

The small rubber protrusions found on new tires.
I could tell my friend had new tires because they still had their tirequills.
by chonk cat March 15, 2009
mugGet the tirequillsmug.

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