chird's definitions

felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

by chird September 10, 2003

speccy

Not to be confused with specky, this term refers to the highly popular 80's home computer The ZX Spectrum. Believed to be coined by Your Sinclair magazine.

The speccy was the computer that had a heart for a processor.

by chird September 10, 2003

specky

Derisory term for someone who wears spectacles.

Oi! Ref ya specky bastard! You can't see the end of your nose you twat!

by chird September 10, 2003

spec-chum

A person who owns a ZX Spectrum computer, therefore they are your friend. Coined by Your Sinclair magazine I believe.

One of my spec-chums lent me a copy of Rainbow Islands for my speccy. It's crap in a funky skillo kind of way.

by chird September 10, 2003

feb

Fucking English Bastard

The Feb wore green wellies.

by chird March 1, 2004

what like

Bastardized version of fit like bred purely for the use of the 'what light?' pun as demonstrated below:

Willie: Switch off that light, Deek!
Deek: What light?
Willie: What like, yersel?

by chird March 15, 2004