Definitions by chicagodan

Hello Kitty 

This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".

I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.

Hello Kitty by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

Peppermint Patty

When a lesbian (or bi) woman performs oral sex on another woman while either one (or both) has a candy cane inserted in their anus.

Well, it's Christmas so I thought Casandra and Jill would be doing the old Peppermint Patty.

Peppermint Patty by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

Woodstock 

This is when a man has missionary sex with a woman (who doesn't shave) and pulls out then ejaculates on her bush then performs oral sex on her. The inference is that her bush is kinda like a "birds nest".

Lisa: That dude seemed alright but he got drunk, did the woodstock, then tried to kiss me. Not cool.

Woodstock by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

Snoopy 

This is when a man is having sex with a woman and gives her a facial then licks it off. The inference is that at the end the man looks like a dog "lapping up" the semen. And, of course, snoopy is white.

I didn't think I could stomach it but I did the snoopy last night with Nina and it was pretty hot!!

Snoopy by chicagodan November 15, 2011

Kalamazoo Gumdrop 

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.

Sarah pulled the old Kalamazoo Gumdrop on Chase. He was not happy.

Kalamazoo Gumdrop by Chicagodan November 14, 2011

San Francisco Rooster Tail 

This is when one or more parties engage in sexual activity with a frozen chicken leg inserted in their anus.

I probably got sominilia from doing that San Francisco Rooster Tail a couple weeks ago.

San Francisco Rooster Tail by Chicagodan November 14, 2011