Beerstroke

What happens on hot summer days at events like carnivals when blokes (usually) drink too much, turn red and pass out.

Terry got a bad attack of Beerstroke at the Queen's garden party - again!

by Cheesemonger July 18, 2015

Beer Stroke

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.

Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak

by mrlee543 April 11, 2010

Beertokens

cash to be placed in a short term investment. if the investment matures well the investor can expect a rapid return in the form of getting utterly wankered and shagging some bint usually in Woolworth's doorway whilst holding a kebab

Big Al won a monkey on the gee gees so he had enough Beertokens to get us all completely trousered that night.

by neilyboy March 6, 2008

beefstrokeinoff

To masterbate low key

I have to go home early Drewbee, beefstrokeinoff Is for dinner .

by D-Blizzy April 24, 2016

Beersoken

Soaking with beer. A lot of beer in one location where it would not normally be.

My shoes were beersoken last night. Or, that floor was beersoken after you spilled that solo cup.

by Tulania November 14, 2009

Beatstroke

When it’s too hot in a club and the DJ passes out.

“Marty got beatstroke last Saturday. He died.”

by deadpoetsoroity November 2, 2020

Beanstroke

A dirt bag. A generally pompous individual. A jerkoff.

Dont try to talk to bryan today. Hes being a total beanstroke!

by anonymous November 26, 2021