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Beer Stroke 

The loss of control of ones facial muscles after consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Note:
-Subject may be fully conscious and standing when beer stroke occurs.
-Beer stroke is probably caused by a build up of toxins in the blood, restricting the function of the brain, causing the subjects face to resemble that of an individual that has recently suffered a stroke.
-A variation of the beer stroke is when the subject spontaneously loses all control of its leg muscles and sense of balance, which results in falling to the floor.
Beer stroke example: twitpic.com/10x6ak
Beer Stroke by mrlee543 April 11, 2010

Beertokens 

cash to be placed in a short term investment. if the investment matures well the investor can expect a rapid return in the form of getting utterly wankered and shagging some bint usually in Woolworth's doorway whilst holding a kebab
Big Al won a monkey on the gee gees so he had enough Beertokens to get us all completely trousered that night.
Beertokens by neilyboy March 6, 2008

beefstrokeinoff 

I have to go home early Drewbee, beefstrokeinoff Is for dinner .
beefstrokeinoff by D-Blizzy April 24, 2016

Beersoken 

Soaking with beer. A lot of beer in one location where it would not normally be.
My shoes were beersoken last night. Or, that floor was beersoken after you spilled that solo cup.
Beersoken by Tulania November 14, 2009

Beatstroke 

When it’s too hot in a club and the DJ passes out.
“Marty got beatstroke last Saturday. He died.”
Beatstroke by deadpoetsoroity November 2, 2020

Beanstroke 

A dirt bag. A generally pompous individual. A jerkoff.
Dont try to talk to bryan today. Hes being a total beanstroke!
Beanstroke by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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